Weird Stuff

Weird Thing of the Issue

There is no explanation for this but here's some of the weirdest stock photos on the internet.

When even your reflection is done with your sh** and wants you to be quiet for a minute or two.

we all have our things it just seems that hers is macaroni.... We really shouldnt judge that.

Well lets stare off into the distance and lay my head on a bowling ball cause it seems super comfortable.

Some people just have too much fun a little too much fun at work when they work the midnight shift. hmmm... No wonder nothing ever gets done.

This isnt what your boss meant when he said "you need to put your back into it."

Educate yourself in good horror movies. Watch horrors movies, read about them, make them, and watch more. This will help you get into the Goth mindset because you will be so scared all the time and only see the dark in the world
Invest in some good, black eye line, and black lipstick, and black eyeshadow, and black nail polish. You can never have too much black make when you are a Goth.
You may be aware of the Goth stereotype that is the belief that Goths powder their face white however only immature Goths do that. If you truly want to be Goth you must get a full face tattoo of whiteness so your face will forever be white. And yes there such a thing as a white tattoo.
Get as much black clothing as possible. Black shirts, pants dresses onesies, pajamas, sick, sweaters, EVERY ITEM OF CLOTHING MUST BE BLACK, you might see Goths on the street wearing some red as well as other colours in the mix but trust me they are doing it ALL WRONG.
Get some good alcohol. Scotch or Vodka is a good option.
Make sure every word you is depressing, morbid, or and Edgar Allen Poe poem.
Try to never socialize EVER. But if you must, only hang out with other Goths.
Get a pet crow.
Listen to good MUSIC.
There! Now you know how to be a Goth.